Are you ready for some football??

TALLAHASSEE, FL–It’s college football season again, which means players are returning to the practice field, coaches are drawing up their games plans, and coeds are preparing to attend home games in their belly shirts and painted faces.
“Hey, the football season’s coming up. I better go out and buy a bunch of belly shirts,” said 19-year-old Florida State student Trish Barnes. “Better yet, I can just buy a regular t-shirt and roll it up. Or I can just wear a bikini top and then maybe paint ‘FSU’ on my belly. Hee. I’m so cute. I guess that’s why I show up on TV every time there’s a game.” In addition, male college football fans are preparing for the season by practicing getting drunk, screaming, and having their stomachs pumped.

This is an excerpt from one of my favorite sites to read at work, The Brushback. It is a site dedicated to fake sports news and I think it is hilarious writing. Sometimes at work I will show someone and they don’t clue in a story is fake and get into heated arguments on some topics.

While on the topic of college football, feel free to check out the site I work on over at Covers.com, the pages are starting to get heavy with all you need to know for the NCF season.

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