January
31 st

As I sit here at work with four TV’s all on various sports channels I have come to the realization that I really do not like the Super Bowl. Thought I would share a list of reasons why.
- It is football
- I do not think it is that Super
- The two week break is lame
- It cuts into my Law and Order time
- None of the players have special powers
- We do not get to see the good commercials in Canada
- I have no real interest in either the Bears or Colts
- the over hype of a game then ususally ends up being bad
- Prince at halftime? Seriously?
- The crazy people who do anything to get tickets
- Why can’t in be on Saturday?
- Hard to get up for a game where one coach is named Lovie
- I will most likey eat like crap during the game
- Hearing opinions from every ex-player on who will win
- All the reporters living it up in the sun
- No good shows on TV if you are not into the game
- It is not March Madness
- The game seems to upset my dog
- Couch sores
- The chance that they will play the Bears Super Bowl shuffle from 85
- Game breakdowns
- Global promos for shows I wouldl rather be watching
- I am sure the game affects Global Warming in some way
- The crappy feed we get in Canada, no crisp picture for us
- News breaks and updates from ET Canada
- Media day should be more off the cuff, let the players say what they want
- Being able to watch the game on your cell, who would do that?
- Longer waits for pizza delivery
- I think the game actually makes my living room colder
- Peyton Manning is everywhere
Reasons I like the Super Bowl
- At the end of the game it is the longest length of time until the next one
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2 Responses
1. The Super Bowl is Super!
2. Some of the Colts definitely have special powers (ex. Peyton, Marvin, etc.)
3. You should have an interest in the Colts!!! for my sake?
4. Peyton is not everywhere because if he was here right now…well…I don’t want to share with everyone what I would do!
P.S. I do agree with the Prince comment and the fact that we get shitty commercials in Canada…F*ckers!
Sports fanatic you must be one of those Colts crazies that is seen everywhere in their blue and whites.
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