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This is just pure speculation but after Sunday’s somewhat stunning loss to the USC Trojans, Longhorns fans may boycott the trusty condom name. Imagine you are in the moment and you pull the package out and see a little logo that reminds you of your team’s loss. Not good for relations I bet.

If super frosh Kevin Durant leaves early for the NBA it certainly will be a long time before the Texas faithful will ever be able to strap on a trojan again. Talk about painful memories for a whole nation of Orange wearing hoops fans.

So when we look back at this point in history and see an huge spike in biths in the Lonestar state you may want to take all this into consideration. Or at the very least even worse rental stats on the movie Troy.

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