This week’s Brushback moment. Remember it is not real people.

BRISTOL, TN–When NASCAR unveiled its new “Car of Tomorrow,” driver Tony Stewart was fully expecting the vehicle to be able to fly like the space cars on The Jetsons. However, he was bitterly disappointed to find that it was merely a safer, more efficient version of the old race cars.     “Wow talk about a ripoff,” Stewart said, after the Food City 500. “When you hear somebody say ‘Car of Tomorrow’ you think the thing would at least fly, if not shot laser beams from its grill. But it doesn’t do a damn thing except drive – on the ground, just like every other race car I’ve ever driven. It’s just incredibly disappointing. Apparently I’m never going to realize my childhood dream of flying around in a car and peeing out the window.”

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