Yep that is right be on the look out for the Swamp thing tonight in New Jerrsey. It will be tall, black, have funny hair and be wearing No. 4 on its jersy.

I am of course talking about Chris Bosh. He is going to go all monster like on the Nets tonight and push Toronto to a 2-1 series lead.

Why do I think this? Because in Game 2 CB4 finally figured out he can do whatever he wants against the Nets bigs and can blow by them at the blink of an eye. He is better, faster and more skilled than the likes of Mikki Moore, Jason Collins and Josh Boone and for whatever reason none of them know Chirs is a lefty.

So don’t spoil the secret or show New Jersey game tape and let us watch Bosh go to the left, to the left all night long.

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Jason Kidd is a game time decsion on a bum knee but I personally think it will take more than that to keep J-Kidd off the floor. Anyone who beats his wife and can still show his face in public has a strong will to compete I would say. Of course I would love it if his ass was parked on the bench in an over-priced suit but I do not see that happening. Vince and RJ would be lost out there without their handler Kidd. He is the dog walker to their dog park and if you lose the walker, well you get the idea.

The atmosphere in New Jersey should be umm well….there. I can’t see it being overly loud or crazy like Toronto. These 15,000 plus are all cranky that they had to make the trek from whatever burb they are from and will probably leave near the start of the fourth. I hope to see a little red splashed around the crowd but it certainly will not be a hostile environment. Most of the fans still don’t even know who the Nets are playing.

Wishes for this game is for Cb4 and Parkerville to play exactly the same way. T.J. and Jose to be hyper-controlled and for the bench to show up. We need you Bargs so spray yourself with WD40 and get that rust off buddy. Your dagger threes are something the Nets have no answer for and you are the X-factor of the whole series in my opinion. I would like Joey G to just play, breathe and look like an NBA player. I am not expecting gold, just an error free game. Rasho, keep up the good work, you were the best on the floor in the opening quarter the other night.

As you can tell I am pretty amped up for the game and the Kline Street living room will be rockin. If the thundersticks bother you, tough shit, they will be out in full force tonight. Just like the swamp thing who will throw down another double double on those silly Nets.

Prediction: Raps 93-97

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