Mitchell hints at a ’surprise’

Sam Mitchell is faced with the very real prospect of playing the biggest game of the season without either of his two primary point guards and his efforts to figure out what he’ll do – and with whom – wasn’t something he was going to discuss publicly.

So what is the big secret? I of course have some ideas.

  • The oriental  kid on Heroes does his thing and goes back in time to make Vince Carter white.
  • The Raptors are in fact real Raptors who tear the Nets apart and eat them.
  • Derrick Martin is acutally the biggest shark out there and fools us all.
  • Bruce Willis takes the Nets on a kegger and they are too drunk to play.
  • Sam can see dead people?
  • Pape Sow has a wicked cross over move to the hoop.
  • T.J. Ford is going to use a simulator and play from his living room.
  • Sam has pictures of Vince kicking puppies and threatens to use thm if Vince plays.
  • Garbo says F&^% it! Tears off the cast and plays anyways.

Okay those are a little far fetched. Here are some real thoughts

  • Tells Bosh to man up and play like an All-Star.
  • Is actually playing possim and the guards are a’ight.
  • Sam is going to suit up and play himself.
  • Derrick Martin will play the point and not be allowed to shoot.

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