1. you convince others to join it
2. you converse with other people more on their ‘walls’ than in person
3. you threaten others to join it, if they don’t, for some reason they’re stupid
4. you write on people’s walls more than you write notes in class
5. you constantly check out the hot chicks/guys
6. you make up ridiculous groups like, “Would you rather eat shit, or drink piss?”
7. You tell other ‘facebookers’ around you to come check him/her out, or look what she/he wrote on my wall
8. Your sentences consists of lol, zomg, =D every 2 to 3 words
9. You go emo when someone takes you off his/her friends list
10. You get withdrawal symptoms when you’re not on facebook for more than 3 minutes
11. You type in girl’s/guy’s names in the search (that you like preferrably) and pray they’re on facebook
12. You wake up in the middle of hte night just to write on people’s walls about your dream/nightmare you just had
13. you check your facebook when you walk into an open computer lab or when you walk into a computer store
14. You find yourself writing or typing the word ‘face’ and ending it with ‘book’ as a natural impulse
15. you check to see if anyone wrote on your wall, like every 48 seconds.
16. Your email is spammed with new messages in your wall
17. You’re actually reading this
18. you end up laughing like a little kid when you get messages on your wall
19. you poke people for no reason and repoke over and over (not realizing there’s no point in doing it)
20. you always ask for admin or officer when you join a group
21. you create a group
22. you tell everyone to invite their friends to your group
23. you ask people to join even though you know they wont use it
24. you make short wall posts so that you can post more often and therefor receive more walls yourself.
25. you tell people its the new, “thing”
26. you poke people just to see how many pokes you get back the next time you log back in. In like, 3 minutes.
27. You write on someone’s wall and tell them you wrote on their wall when they’re RIGHT BESIDE you when you could’ve told them in person.
28. When someone writes on your wall, and you respond in a matter of seconds.
29. you come on here at 7ish AM BEFORE you have to go to work
30. you blow goats for busfare just to get to a computer to post something on this wall
31. the only way to get a hold of someone is writing on their wall
32. you have to say goodnight to them because you are both addicted and are constantly replying like its msn or something
33. The group is dying and you’re trying frantically to do something about because you don’t want people to leave, then you go emo because everyone left, and then you slice your wrists, and on your gravestone it says, “Death By Facebook”
34. You consider FACEBOOK as part of your activities, hobbies and interests
35. You break up with someone by changing your relationship status
36. When you apply for jobs, you include your email as well as your facebook page
37. You hold the world record for posts on peoples walls in an hour. I’ve heard 78 posts in one hour.
38. You go see a shrink about your addiction
39. your in class and you use all the class time to create a quiz to keep your group members active.
40. You skip important events to check your wall. Ex. Grandma died, getting married, school, work.. etc.
41. when your names Ryan Paragas
42. when you tell people to write on your wall instead of calling your cell because then you can reply right away
43. when you dream facebook was shutdown and you go on a murderous rampage avenging facebooks “death”
44. When you spam your own wall just to get posts
45. when you go onto facebook just to waste time before you go to sleep, even though you could just go straight to sleep
46. you get so many pokes that you feel like your getting real bruises.
47. when you think Facebook is the greatest thing ever invented
48. when you facebook while taking a shower, or taking a crap
49. when you no longer type in proper grammar, punctuation or complete sentences
50. when your dog has FACEBOOK
51. when you are talking to someone on the phone and writing on their wall at the same time
52. When you sit here more than 5 minutes trying to think of something to add to this list
53. When you check your facebook on your cellphone
54. You deactivate your account, then reactivate it, then deactivate, then reactiviate it again…. don’t bother trying to leave.
*55. AFTER SO LONG, YOU SHED A TEAR ADDING FRIENDS WAY BACK FROM ELEMENTARY, JUNIOR HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL.

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