As you know here at Cuzoogle we love trying to predict the future when it comes to the world of sports. The NBA season is about to begin and that means it is time to call on the so-called experts for their take on what will happen this year. Check out what the Cuzoogle ballers have to say and feel free to rip them apart for their stupid picks.

NBA CHAMP - Phoenix, finally the Suns will rise to the top thanks to Carmelo and Tony P getting into a fight in the first round of the playoffs. Shocking that Melo would say that about Eva. Shocking.

NBA MVP - Kobe Bryant, he is going to go off like never before this year.

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Just to be different, I am going to say Corey Brewer. Take that Eddie.

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Kevin Garnett is going to swat away shots in the East like crazy.

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - Toronto, Chicago, Orlando, Houston, Denver, Phoenix

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - I cashed in big last year picking Utah. This year I am going to say Orlando.

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - I can’t say this loud enough. MIAMI!

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - Honestly I am going to say Mike Brown.

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - Yes.

NBA CHAMP - Boston Celtics

NBA MVP - Al Jefferson

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Master Chief

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Gary Payton

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - Don’t really care

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - The suprise will be if I watch

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - Boston Celtics

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - I care less about this than anything

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - Wait, I was wrong

NBA CHAMP - Phoenix Suns - If this group is going to
get a championship they will need to do it this year.
Nash isn’t getting younger and Marion may not be back.

NBA MVP - Kevin Garnett - He will murder the eastern
conference and will give Boston hoops fans something
to be excited about for the first time since Vitaly Potapenko graced the Garden.

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Al Horford - He is bigger
than most NBA players already and he will get lots of
playing time. Big Upset

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Bruce Bowen - Dirty
works.

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - Boston, Chicago, Orlando,
Phoenix, Dallas, Denver

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - Atlanta Hawks - More likely
they still are terrible.

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - Toronto Raptors - That Hurt.

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - Clearly Isiah can do
nothing to get fired. How about Riley gets bored and
pushes himself upstairs.

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - Hahahahahaha! No

NBA CHAMP - Detroit Pistons

NBA MVP - Kobe Bryant

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Kevin Durant

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Tayshaun Prince

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - Celtics, Pistons, Magic, Jazz, Suns, Rockets

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - Hawks

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - Heat

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - Gotta be Eddie Jordan (Everyone else is brand new)

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - No

NBA CHAMP - Spurs, maybe the most boring dynasty in the history of sports.

NBA MVP - Lebron, the first of many

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Durant, the obvious choice, but I think Jeff Green has a shot too. He’ll definitely get the minutes on that team, and while he has maybe half of Durant’s talent, he has none of the expectations and won’t have to face double teams right off the bat.

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Josh Smith, already a blocks machine, ready to step up his steals.

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - Boston, Chicago, Miami, Dallas, Denver, Phoenix

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - Memphis and Milwaukee should be better than expected, but they still won’t do much.

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - Houston, I just don’t like this team very much. Too brittle, too dependent on their big guns.

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - Maurice Cheeks, 76ers

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - No, 48

NBA CHAMP - Dallas

NBA MVP - Garnett

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Everyone will say Durant. Everyone.

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Duncan

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - Detroit, Toronto, Orlando, San Antonio, Utah, and Phoenix

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - Portland

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - Miami

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - Eddie Jordan, Washington

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - No.

NBA CHAMP - San Antonio Spurs

NBA MVP - LeBron James

NBA ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - Kevin Durant

NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Bruce Bowen

WHO WILL WIN EACH DIVISION - East - Atlantic: Celtics Central: Chicago Southeast: Miami West - Southwest: Dallas Northwest: Denver Pacific: Phoenix

SUPRISE TEAM OF YEAR - Boston Celtics (Everyone thinks they will be great. Let’s see if those 3 injury-prone players hold up in the playoffs with no bench?)

BUST TEAM OF YEAR - Boston Celtics (They’ll win a lot, but as I said above, they’ll fizzle in the playoffs)

FIRST COACH TO GET CANNED - Eddie Jordan

WILL THE RAPS WIN 50 - Yes

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