After witnessing how well the Raptors shot in their win over the Celtics, Calvin Klein has released a new cologne for men. A performance like I saw last night is worth bottling up and using again and again. I hope the Raps cover themselves in it before every game. That will be one stinky locker room but hell it will be worth it.

CK Victory for men

  • It will make you shoot threes like the Raptors.
  • Will not attract women.
  • There has been word that it will help you speak Spanish.
  • Some negative reactions include poor rebounding and too many bounce passes in traffic.
  • It is in limited supplies so order now before Doc Rivers buys it all up.

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