This contest is over as of Feb. 14, 2008. To see who won, please go here.
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Guys pass this along to your girlfriends, female friends, mom’s, sisters, guy friends who would be interested and anyone who may answer the question. Who will be this year’s Rap-chelor? You will decide.

There are endless report cards and reviews and breakdowns of the current Toronto Raptors squad all over the Internet. We all know about their skills on the court already. I thought I would come up with a whole new rating system that the female hoops fans can get involved in.
This rating or report card is going to be mostly from the female’s perspective.
In honour of Valentine’s Day, over the next few weeks I want you to comment on how you would rate each of the posted Raptors based on the following sytem.
The Categories
Best smile
Creepy factor
Most kissable
Best marriage material
Just a one-nighter
Most mysterious
Best eyes
Best physique
Biggest cute factor
Sexiest
So copy this list and paste it into the comments section. Next to each category enter what player you think is tops in each.
EG. Tallest - Rasho
On Valentine’s day I will post the results. Who will be the best Raptor in each category??The player who wins the most categories will be crowned this year’s Rap-chelor
Good luck to all and please submit as many comments as you want.
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35 Responses
Best smile: AP
Creepy factor: Garbo
Most kissable: ummmm…Humph?
Best marriage material: Bosh
Just a one-nighter: A threesome with both point guards
Most mysterious: Delfino
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: Humph
Biggest cute factor: Jose
Sexiest: Humph
Best smile: Delfino
Best physique: Joey “the greek god” graham
Creepy factor: Garbo
Most kissable: Delfino
Best marriage material: Parker
Just a one-nighter: Delfino!
Most mysterious: Delfino
Best eyes: Delfino Plus his eye mole
Biggest cute factor: Jose
Sexiest: DELFINO! Dear god….
Love this idea, lol.
Best smile: MOON!
Creepy factor: Delfino
Most kissable: Bargnani
Best marriage material: Jose
Just a one-nighter: Ford
Most mysterious: Rasho
Best eyes: Parker
Best physique: Kris
Biggest cute factor: Moon
Sexiest: Parker
Mmmm, Raptors.
great stuff so far, pass it on to your friends.
Don’t let me answer for the ladies.
Is it possible to look creepier than Garbo?
He makes Dahmer look like Mr. Rogers.
Best smile: Parker
Creepy factor: Garbo
Most kissable: Carlos
Best marriage material: Jose
Just a one-nighter: Andrea
Most mysterious: Carlos
Best eyes: Carlos
Best physique: Kris
Biggest cute factor: Moon
Sexiest: Carlos
Best smile: TJ
Creepy factor: Garbo
Most kissable: Carlos
Best marriage material: Parker
Just a one-nighter: Kris
Most mysterious: Carlos
Best eyes: Carlos
Best physique: Carlos
Biggest cute factor: TJ
Sexiest: Carlos
Best smile: Carlos
Creepy factor: Garb
Most kissable: Carlos
Best marriage material: Bosh
Just a one-nighter: Bargnani
Most mysterious: Carlos
Best eyes: Carlos
Best physique: Joey
Biggest cute factor: Mooon
Sexiest: Carlos!!!
Love thiss!!!
Best smile: Parker!!!!
Creepy factor: Bosh!!
Most kissable: CARLOS!!!!
Best marriage material: CARLOS!
Just a one-nighter: Carlos..and then for every night after
Most mysterious: Carlos
Best eyes: Carlos
Best physique: Carlos!!!
Biggest cute factor: Bargnani!!
Sexiest: Carlos
Best smile: DELFIIIINO 20
Creepy factor: GORGE! sorry
Most kissable: Carrlooos
Best marriage material: AP!!!
Just a one-nighter: JK and DELFINOO
Most mysterious: DELFIIIINO
Best eyes: DELLFINO
Best physique: JOEEY!!! HES MASSSSSIVE
Biggest cute factor: Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexiest: DELFINO x 1000000000
BEST HAIR: DELFINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best smile: TJ
Creepy factor: Garbo
Most kissable: Parker
Best marriage material: Jose
Just a one-nighter: Bosh
Most mysterious: Rasho
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: Humphries
Biggest cute factor: Moon
Sexiest: BARGNANI!
Best smile: Carlos..Cuz when he smiles, he gets these wrinkles near his eyes … he is so hot
Creepy factor: Bosh..he looks like a dinosaur
Most kissable: Parker has those big lips
Best marriage material: Delfino, he was 24 and married, not like a lot of NBA players
Just a one-nighter: Joey just to be on that body….
Most mysterious: Delfino..those eyes
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: JOEY…wowza
Biggest cute factor: TJ cuz hes little..or Carlos, look at that picture above ..awwww
Sexiest: Overall…>Delfino…He looks like a model
Best smile: TJ
Creepy factor: Rasho
Most kissable: Carlos
Best marriage material: Parker
Just a one-nighter: Delfino
Most mysterious: Delfino
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: Joey
Biggest cute factor: jose.. the way his mouth moves so much when he talks
Sexiest: Agreed…Delfino lol…hes perfect..siiigh
Best smile-Bosh
Creepy factor-Garbo
Most kissable-Delfino
Best marriage material-Calderon
Just a one-nighter-Humphries
Most mysterious-Delfino
Best eyes-Bargnani
Best physique-Delfino
Biggest cute factor-Bargnani
Sexiest-DELFINO!
Best smile: Judging from the pics…Parker!
:)
Creepy factor: Garbo cuz he looks like Kramer
Most kissable: Carlos.. running my fingers thru his hairr
Best marriage material: Parker.. everything Ive read about him is just so sweet
Just a one-nighter: Andrea cuz hes BIG and Italian
Most mysterious: Carlos…U can barely hear him during interviews
Best eyes: Carlos :)…and yes..the eye mole is yummy
Best physique: Joey.. he works hard to sit on that bench
Biggest cute factor: Moon and that accent!
Sexiest: The Delfino Swagger as he leaves the court is hard to resist
For everyone who loves Hump…He has a caved in face!!!!!!!!!
Best smile - Delfino
Creepy factor - Garbo
Most kissable - AP
Best marriage material - Calderon
Just a one-nighter - Delfino
Most mysterious - Bargnani
Best eyes - Delfino
Best physique - Hump
Biggest cute factor - Calderon
Sexiest - AP
Best smile - Delfino
Creepy factor - Garbo
Most kissable - Delfino
Best marriage material - Calderon
Just a one-nighter - Delfino
Most mysterious - Delfino
Best eyes - Delfino
Best physique - Joey
Biggest cute factor - Moon
Sexiest - Delfino
Best smile-TJ
Creepy factor-Garbo
Most kissable-Delfino
Best marriage material-DElfino
Just a one-nighter-Bargs
Most mysterious-Delfino
Best eyes-Delfino
Best physique-Delfino
Biggest cute factor-Moon!
Sexiest-DELFINO!
Best smile -Moon
Creepy factor
Most kissable -Delfino
Best marriage material-Kapono
Just a one-nighter - Bargnani
Most mysterious -Delfino
Best eyes- delfino
Best physique-delfino
Biggest cute factor-Moon
Sexiest- Hands down Delfino!
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Best smile-Moon
Creepy factor-Garbojosaa
Most kissable-Delfino
Best marriage material-Delfino please
Just a one-nighter-Bargnani
Most mysterious-Delfino
Best eyes-Delfino
Best physique-…Joey or Delfino
Biggest cute factor-TJ!
Sexiest-Delfino, he has a tattoo at every angle
great answers so far, keep them coming
a few days left.
By the way if you want to see pictures of the Raps out for a night on the town check out this post. Carlos in a sweater vest?? Yes it is true.
http://dinosty.com/?p=388
Best smile-Delfinoo
Creepy factor-Garbojosa
Most kissable-Delfino
Best marriage material-Delfino please
Just a one-nighter-Bargnani
Most mysterious-Delfino
Best eyes-Delfino
Best physique= Carloss
Biggest cute factor-Jose!!
Sexiest-Delfino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Smile-Calderon

Creepy Factor-Rasho!
Most Kissable-Delfino….mmm :p
Best Marriage Material-Calderon!
Just A One Nighter-Bargnani (maybe two nights…;))
Most Mysterious-Andrea!
Best Eyes-Delfino
Best Physique-Yeah i have to agree…joey graham!
Biggest Cute Factor-Jose! awww…<3
Sexiest-CARLOS DELFINO with Bargnani at a close second
Best smile — Parker
Creepy factor — None
Most kissable — Delfino
Best marriage material — Calderon
Just a one-nighter — I don’t believe in those
Most mysterious — Delfino
Best eyes — Delfino
Best physique — Parker or Delfino
Biggest cute factor — Calderon
Sexiest — Delfino
Best smile — Delfinoo
Creepy factor — Rasho lol
Most kissable — Delfino!!
Best marriage material — Delfino pleaseee
Just a one-nighter — Bargsss
Most mysterious — Delfino
Best eyes — Delfino!!
Best physique — Delfino
Biggest cute factor — Teej!
Sexiest — Delfino….it HURTS how hot he is!!
Best smile: Moon
Creepy factor: Garbo
Most kissable: Bargnani
Best marriage material: Calderon
Just a one-nighter: Hump
Most mysterious: Rasho
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: Parker
Biggest cute factor: Ford
Sexiest: Parker
Best smile: Delfino cuz he gets eye wrinkliesss
Creepy factor: Rasho
Most kissable: Delfino
Best marriage material: Parker, such a classy guy
Just a one-nighter: Me…Delfino..Bargs
Most mysterious: Delfino
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: Delfino
Biggest cute factor: Josee
Sexiest: Without a doubt… Delfino…sexiest raptor of all time!!
Best smile: Parker
Creepy factor: Rasho
Most kissable: Parker
Best marriage material: Parker
Just a one-nighter: Humphries
Most mysterious: Delfino
Best eyes: Parker
Best physique: Parker
Biggest cute factor: Parker
Sexiest: without a doubt, ANTHONY PARKER!
Best smile - Delfino
Creepy factor - Garbo!
Most kissable - Calderon
Best marriage material - Parker
Just a one-nighter - Bargnani
Most mysterious - Delfino
Best eyes - Delfino
Best physique - Hump
Biggest cute factor - Calderon
Sexiest - Parker
Best smile: Delfinoo
Creepy factor: BoSH
Most kissable: Delfino!
Best marriage material: Delfino
Just a one-nighter: Delfino and Bargnani can sandwich me
Most mysterious: Delfino
Best eyes: Delfino
Best physique: DELFINO
Biggest cute factor: Ford
Sexiest: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DELFINO WITHOUT A DOUBTTT
Best smile - Carlos
Creepy factor - Rasho
Most kissable - Carlos
Best marriage material - Carlos
Just a one-nighter - Andrea
Most mysterious - CArlos
Best eyes - Carlos
Best physique - Carloss
Biggest cute factor - TJ
Sexiest - CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The voting is over!
see who won here
http://cuzoogle.com/2008/02/14/this-years-rap-chelor-is/
Thank you for all your great comments
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