By Danny

1. Jerry Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. ” (Seinfeld)

2. George Costanza: “The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!” (Seinfeld)

3. Lisa (whispers): “I’ll get us out of this.”

Lisa: “Say Dad, want to go see my project for the school science fair?”

Homer: “No Lisa. But I sure don’t want to eat this crappy breakfast.” (The Simpsons)

4. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: “You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.”

Fry: “Oh baby. I’m THERE.”

Leela: “Fry, do you even understand the word “invertebrate”?”

Fry: “Nope, but that’s not the word I’m interested in.” (Futurama)

5. Lt. Maria Laguerta: “So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that’s weird. Why would he keep it there?”

Dexter Morgan: “I don’t know. So he could use a carpool lane.” (Dexter)

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