By Danny

1. Gina: Then kiss me right in front of him.

Jerry: I can’t. What if he wakes up?

Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you’re afraid of him? What kind of a man are you?

Jerry: A man who respects a good comma. (Seinfeld)

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2. Evelyn Harper: I’m not speaking to you.

Charlie: OK

Evelyn Harper: Do you want to know why?

Charlie: No, I trust your judgment. (Two and a Half Men)

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3. Diane Simmons: And now, Part 3 of Asian correspond: Tricia Takanawa’s special report on sex.

Tricia Takanawa: Thank you, Diane. Sex… some people have it anonymously. “What kind of person might do that?” You might ask. Well, I’m about to find out. I just picked a complete stranger in a hotel bar, and he’s in the bathroom, possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentiality dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover.

Glen Quagmire: I never had a Spanish chick before. Ole! (Family Guy)

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4. Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. (Family Guy)

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5. Lloyd: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in twenty minutes and my driver’s a bit lost.

Woman (heavy European accent): Go straight aheads and makes a left over za bridge.

Lloyd: I couldn’t help noticing the accent. You from Jersey?

Woman (unimpressed): Austria.

Lloyd: Austria? You’re kidding. (mock-Australian accent) Well, g’day, mate. What do you say we get together later and throw a few shrimp on the barbie. (Dumv and Dumber)

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