For all of the Raptors fans that watched the Sonics game on Sunday you now know the scary truth. Chuck Swirsky has a thing for Canadian country legend Anne Murray.

Was he making it up to promote something like I suspect he does for 98% of the time? Or was his boyhood crush on the Nova Scotia native legit? Well based on what has been uncovered I would guess the story is true. Check out what Cuzoogle found buried deep in the Internet where only the bored and desperate even dare to look.

First the incident with an excerpt taken from The Dinosity.

While Freidman’s racking up compliments, Chuck’s stock* is falling quicker than TJ Ford’s. Today he admitted on national television that he wanted to suck face with Anne Murray as a teenager. Does this mean he was horribly horribly blind as a teenager? Or just a lesbian stuck in a peanut’s body? His comments on how ‘long’ Durant is could have come from Playboy Confessional. Just when you thought the guy couldn’t get any nerdier …he goes and buys a new pocket protector. (Leo clearly relishes being the ‘cool guy’. It’s simultaneously adorable and pathetic.)

Now for the proof.

Secret footage from Chuck Swirsky’s home this past weekend. It is only a picture but the tune he was humming as he typed is listed below.

Stalker love letter perhaps? Or just his daily blog of Raptor love?

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I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter

I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And make believe it came from you
I’m gonna write words oh, so sweet
They’re gonna knock me off my feet
A lot of kisses on the bottom
I’ll be glad I got ‘em.

I’m gonna smile and say I hope you’re feeling better
And sign with love the way you do
I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And make believe it came from you.

I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And make believe it came from you
I’m gonna write words oh so sweet
They’re gonna knock me off my feet
A lot of kisses on the bottom
I’ll be glad I got ‘em.

I’m gonna smile and say I hope you’re feeling better
And sign with love the way you do
I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And make believe it came from you…

Anne Murray…..ah you gotta love it.

Uh no you don’t Chuck or at least let the TV viewers know. At least make something up.

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