1. Dexter Morgan: No blood. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood; no blood at all. Why hadn’t I thought of that? No blood. What a beautiful idea!

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2. Dexter Morgan: With the solve rate for murders at about twenty percent, Miami is a great place for me. A great place for me to hone my craft. Viva Miami.

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3. Officer Oliver: [Dexter, at a bloody crimes scene, has just explained that they should be looking for someone who is really good with a knife] So, we are looking for a sushi chef?

Dexter Morgan: Yeah… Sushi chef is possible. It wouldn’t be my first choice but hey… You never know.

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4. Dexter Morgan: I don’t blame my foster parents. Harry and Doris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But, they’re both dead now. I didn’t kill them. Honest.

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5. Sergeant Doakes: F*** you!

Dexter Morgan: Okay. Uh, is there something I can…

Sergeant Doakes: Yeah, you can get me your f***ing analysis on the blood spatter on these killings! You think I’m here to invite you to my nephew’s briss?

Dexter Morgan: [sarcastic] I didn’t know you were Jewish!

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