No shocker Bill Simmons loves the Celtics. Clearly he gives two shits about the Raptors.

Here are some snippets from his article today.

The Andrea Zuckerman Award for “Least Compelling Subplot”
I love hoops as much as anyone and still can’t bring myself to watch the Magic-Raptors series. It’s like the NIT of the NBA playoffs. Does the winner even matter? They should call it “The NBA-TV Invitational” and give the winner a trophy that’s sculpted into the shape of Rick Kamla’s face.

All right, Dwight Howard — after putting up consecutive 20/20s in the playoffs and giving me Moses Malone flashbacks, I think it’s time you shaved your head and grew one of those Pedro Serrano-type fu manchus in time for your second-round date with Detroit.

If the Raps can get by the Magic I hope Billy can show the Raps some love.

Popularity: 1% [?]

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!