This guy got through the courtroom police and security like most of the NBA got through the Nuggets pylon-like D this season.

Handcuffed inmate jumps through window of 3rd-floor Denver courtroom

DENVER - An inmate in handcuffs and shackles jumped through a closed window in a third-floor courtroom, shattering the glass, plunging to the ground and critically injuring himself, police said Wednesday.

The man, in court on a misdemeanor assault charge, had been told to go before the judge at the Denver City and County Building, a witness said. “And he was just sitting there, turned around and he went headfirst out the third-story window,” Ty Berrien told KCNC-TV in Denver.

It wasn’t immediately clear whether Josephus Haynes’ goal was escape or suicide, police said.

Haynes was in critical condition, authorities said. He was lying on a grate outside the building when emergency workers arrived, said Fire Lt. Phil Champagne.

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Or maybe they were going to make him watch replay tapes of the Nuggets getting swept by the Lakers. No hardcore fan wants to see that again.

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