Jun 18 2008
Posted by Cuzzy as Celebrities, Entertainment, Entourage, NBA, Photoshop, Politics, Sports, Toronto Raptors, lists, opinions

Yesterday we posted the hot off the presses Wheaties Box featuring Kevin Garnett. That got us thinking about people that you will never see on the famous box cover that promotes the breakfast of champions.
We are talking about more than just the world of sports. What about entertainment, pop culture and politics? They need to expand the parameters for what can get on the box.
Don’t worry we thought outside the box pardon the pun.
Pour a bowl of tasty cereral and enjoy these box covers you will never see on the shelves.

Maybe a cereal called Starbury’s would be a better fit. Full of fluff and sugar.
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What are you eating these days Gilbert?
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It is funny but it hurts as a Raptors fan.
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Oh poor Flip, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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Easy to pick this one.
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Now this is not a shot at Emmanuelle, it is just sad that Wheaties does not feature women for just being hot.
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Anna never would of got on the box for her play but damn I think they should reconsider.
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Okay we did this one just hoping it would hit the Digg charts. Sue us.
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Not trying to piss off Marvel but you can’t tell me you have ever seen a comic book hero on the box.
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Might as well do some cross promotion. This is my dog Bosco, he would be a great fit for Wheaties if anyone out there is reading this.
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Who would you like to see on a Wheaties box for good or bad reasons? Let us know.
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47 Responses
Raps Fan
June 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
1gotta digg wheaties man
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Manoog
June 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
2Oh my God this blew.
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June 19th, 2008 at 3:19 am
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Sargent
June 19th, 2008 at 8:18 am
4A Ricky Davis one would have been great. Also, is it too easy to use the words “Anna Kournikova’s box” in a joke here?
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kellex
June 19th, 2008 at 10:48 am
5Go Bosco!
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Dave
June 19th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
6Although it will never happen i could never get tired of the Anna Kournikova box. Literally and figuratively…….
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June 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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Graham
June 19th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
8This could have been much better, but was a huge disappointment.
karl
June 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
9Photoshop well or not at all.
cuzzy
June 19th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
10Manoog, Graham and Karl, sorry to not live up to your high standards. I notice you do not include a link to your work.
It is for entertainment purposes and not a world championship for photoshop wizards and mages.
Bryan
June 19th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
11The boxes were intended to be funny, not entered into a design contest. I like them Cuzzy, I think they’re funny and original.
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June 19th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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Michael
June 19th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
13this was horrible. not funny at all, barely any thought put into it, and not much time spent in photoshop. thanks for wasting my time.
Cuzzy
June 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
14Why are people such haters? No body told you to come here. Please at least leave a link of your own work if it is so amazing.
Irish Road
June 19th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
15How about the whole Pittsburgh Pirates team? Or KC Royals?
Wilbur Nether
June 19th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
16Great idea, horrible execution all the way from photoshop to description. Not funny.
cuzzy
June 19th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
17Thank you for the comment Wilbur. To each his own I guess. I had fun doing it and that is really all the matters to me.
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Darby
June 19th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
18#11 Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag:
http://www.derober.com/2008/06/19/prattag-ed-hardy-apocolypse/
jay
June 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
19modern journalism at its finest
Josh
June 19th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
20You forgot Zach Feinstein… http://www.draftfeinstein.com/
Dayvan Cowboy
June 19th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
21These are some of the worst photoshops I’ve ever seen.
JOhn thomas
June 19th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
22LOL, thats some pretty cool boxes alright.
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spanksme
June 19th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
23@Manoog: LOL…Exactly what I was thinking.
Cliff
June 19th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
24I hate to be an asshole, but this really isn’t good. Not only is the grammar terrible, the pictures aren’t even good. Any 8 year old with a computer can photoshop random people onto a wheaties box.
Cuzzy
June 19th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
25Cliff, can you send me the name of that 8 year old, I would bet he/she has more of sense of humour than you do.
People, why the hate? This was entertaining for me to do, not professional by any means.
You hate it, great, your choice but why the need to take out whatever sucks in your life on me?
anyways……
Cliff
June 19th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
26I’m sorry if I’m offending you; I’m just kinda confused as to how this wound up on the front page of digg. You are certainly entitled to do something that entertains yourself and put it online, but that doesn’t mean it’s any good or worth looking at. And this very clearly does not belong on Digg.
Josh
June 19th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
27Well, then again, Feinstein already has his own shirt… http://lookatmeshirts.com/details.php?pid=301
JB
June 19th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
28Great post. I enjoyed it very much. Very nice! (Borat voice)
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June 20th, 2008 at 12:52 am
31Ok you forgot the most obvious choice — any current, past, or future member of the Detroit Lions.
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Cuzzy
June 21st, 2008 at 8:03 am
38just to save all of the people out there who have nothing better to do than bash people please read this and please know any negative and hateful comments will just be deleted.
http://cuzoogle.com/2008/06/20/it-is-a-digg-eat-digg-world-out-there/
Take your shitty day out on someone else please.
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