Yesterday we posted the hot off the presses Wheaties Box featuring Kevin Garnett. That got us thinking about people that you will never see on the famous box cover that promotes the breakfast of champions.

We are talking about more than just the world of sports. What about entertainment, pop culture and politics? They need to expand the parameters for what can get on the box.

Don’t worry we thought outside the box pardon the pun.

Pour a bowl of tasty cereral and enjoy these box covers you will never see on the shelves.

From the world of sports

Maybe a cereal called Starbury’s would be a better fit. Full of fluff and sugar.

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What are you eating these days Gilbert?

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It is funny but it hurts as a Raptors fan.

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Oh poor Flip, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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Politics

Easy to pick this one.

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Babes

Now this is not a shot at Emmanuelle, it is just sad that Wheaties does not feature women for just being hot.

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Anna never would of got on the box for her play but damn I think they should reconsider.

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Technology

Okay we did this one just hoping it would hit the Digg charts. Sue us.

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Entertainment

Not trying to piss off Marvel but you can’t tell me you have ever seen a comic book hero on the box.

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Pets

Might as well do some cross promotion. This is my dog Bosco, he would be a great fit for Wheaties if anyone out there is reading this.

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Who would you like to see on a Wheaties box for good or bad reasons? Let us know.


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