Stop the search. The Toronto Raptors have found their replacement for Chuck Swirsky. For those who don’t know the Swirsk bolted for Chicago after the season ended citing family reasons. I know the Bulls are in good hands and soon there will be cheesy nicknames and local tv spots floating all over The Windy City.

It is too bad he left after all of the trouble he went to in becoming a real Canadian.

Anyways, the new host has the knowledge, smarts and witty commentary to call the game as it should as well as putting Leo in his place when he goes a little crazy.

The new play-by-play guy of the Toronto Raptors is…….

Edwin Hawkeswood!

Yep the on again off again writer for Cuzoogle was chosen late on Friday night in the back corner of The Madison in Toronto. Sources (Johney McVest) told Cuzoogle that the deal was sealed over pints and a lifetime supply of subs from Subway.

Sounds like the MLSE got a deal there. Hoping Eddie held out for a company car so he can commute back and forth from Woodstock.

The Rod Black fan club must be bitterly disappointed.

Good luck Edwin and I hope you don’t get canned when you start to say what you really think about the Raptors and Toronto sports in general.

If you want to read more about Edwin please check out his blog.

Just to be clear, this is a joke. I know most people get that but just making it clear.

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