Cuzoogle is all about the Raptors but when the season is still months away and you want to still bring traffic to the site you have to adjust to what the market wants. That is why we are proud to announce a new writer on the team who will focus totally on college football.

He goes by the name of T-Roc and just because he is from Canada, don’t think he doesn’t know his college ball. He may have an above average understanding of the CFL, a background in law and a soft spot for CBC dramas but come college football season, T-Roc knows his shit.

Once upon a time he used to cover NCAA football like smog covers Beijing. He used to write for a major sports website and now that his day job has changed he needs an outlet for picks, rankings and analysis.

So welcome him and get on board for an exciting season of college football.

Time to kick it off with T-Roc’s first post, the preseason Top 25

T-Roc’s 2008 NCAA football Top 25

by T-Roc (duh)

‘Sup, folks? Thanks for having me, Cuzzy. It’s great to contribute to such a quality* website. The plan is to drop some weekly college picks on Cuzoogle once the season kicks off. For now, here’s my preseason top 25 in 17-syllable snippets:

* “Quality” means the same thing as “not afraid to use gratuitous cheerleader pics to boost the readership”, right?

1. Oklahoma

OU sweeps Big 12

and steamrolls bowl opponent.

Wow, what an O-line!

2. USC

Carroll trumps Tressel,

but drops a conference game.

Who’s this year’s Stanford?

3. Ohio State

Big Ten’s best, easy.

Buckeyes are effin’ loaded.

L.A. visit kills.

4. Florida

The best two-loss team

In a killer SEC.

Revenge over Dawgs!

5. Missouri

All-Americans

all over the place, Mizzou

cruises to North crown.

6. Auburn

Tommy Tuberville

leads SEC West surprise.

The new offense works.

7. South Florida

Bulls claim the Big East,

beating Mountaineers again.

To the Orange Bowl!

8. Georgia

I loved last year’s Dawgs.

But 2008 schedule

is kick in the balls.

9. Virginia Tech

Another title

for Hokies and Beamerball,

despite departures.

10. Texas Tech

“Air raid, you bitches!”

Just like in Dazed and Confused,

upperclassmen rule.

11. Oregon

Ducks’ secondary

could be the best in the land.

Lovely cheer team, too.

12. LSU

Hangover, tough slate

means multiple losses are

pretty much guaranteed.

13. West Virginia

White and Devine star,

but lack of Rich on sidelines

kills Mountaineers’ dreams.

14. Clemson

I know - they’re loaded.

But we’ve heard the tale before:

Tigers crash and burn.

15. BYU

Near-perfect season

interrupted by the Utes.

No BCS crash.

16. Wisconsin

A 10-win campaign?

Badgers’ schedule is scary.

More like nine and three.

17. Illinois

Six and one at home,

fine. But what about on road?

Damn you, Mendenhall!.

18. Wake Forest

Deacons go bowling

and attract four-star recruits.

Jim Grobe’s the man.

19. South Carolina

These stupid Gamecocks

Cost me a bundle last year.

They owe me big-time.

20. Penn State

JoePa and the Nits

just have too many athletes

to screw up too bad.

21. Arizona State

Much tougher schedule,

but Sun Devils win with their

defence and air game.

22. Colorado

“What the… not Kansas?!?”

Upsets over ‘Horns and ‘Hawks

send Buffs to good bowl.

23. Alabama

“Saban beats Auburn!

(In recruiting and fanfare)”

Not quite good enough.

24. Texas

I’m now in danger,

ranking ‘Horns this friggin low.

What can I say? Tough

25. Pittsburgh

It’s near-blasphemy,

but LeSean McCoy cuts like

a Barry Sanders.

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