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In honour of the Pineapple Express opening at theatres on Friday, today’s list is all about NBA players and weed.
It is pretty common knowledge that pot smoking and the NBA go together like the L.A. Clippers and losing seasons. More players dabble than we will ever know and usually it is only out of pure stupidity that anyone gets caught.
So whether they got busted for using, trafficking or just looking like they enjoy a toke now and then, we added them to this list of seven.
Enjoy and smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Josh Howard

This was a breath of fresh air (no pun intended). On April 25, 2008 before game 3 of his team’s matchup with New Orleans in the playoffs, Howard publicly admitted to using marijuana during the NBA offseason. Howard said marijuana use is not uncommon among NBA players. Though he did not mention names, Howard said: “I think that everybody in the media world and in the sports world knows that NBA players do smoke marijuana.” I would bet there have been some late meetings in Cuban’s office. What else could calm that guy down.
Brad Miller

On July 10, 2008, Miller was suspended by the NBA for 5 games at the beginning of the 2008-2009 season for violations of the league’s substance abuse policy It was reported that he tested positive for marijuana for a third time. Nice work Bradley.
Joakim Noah

This is one of the best. On May 25, 2008 in Gainesville, Florida, Noah was arrested for having an open container of alcohol and misdemeanor possession of marijuana. A few hours later, Noah was also cited for driving with a suspended license and not wearing a seat belt. He was sentenced to six months probation and a $200 fine for the marijuana and open container charges.
Damon Stoudamire

His stint with the Portland Trail Blazers was marred by several marijuana related incidents including one during the 2002-03 season where his yellow Hummer was pulled over on I-5 for speeding and driving under the influence of marijuana. In July 2003, after his third arrest for marijuana possession, he was fined $250,000 and was suspended by the team for three months. Sounds like Damon knew where all the hook ups were.
David Harrison

On January 11, 2008, Harrison received a five-game suspension for violating the league’s anti-drug policy. The Indianapolis Star reported that Harrison was sorry for the way the suspension made the team look bad. Harrison reportedly stated that he didn’t feel that the NBA should be able to look into his off the court behavior except in the case of performance-enhancing drugs.
Sean Williams

Okay so he never got busted while in the NBA but if he sold it in college, you have to expect he still dabbles now and then. Williams was arrested in 2005 for marijuana possession and then kicked off the Boston College squad for repeated team rules violations.
Tracy McGrady

Yeah we know. He has never used weed but you have to admit he always looks like he came out of the locker room high as a kite. Sorry to T-Mac’s PR people but you have to admit it is true.
There you have it, who did we miss or who do you suspect?
Thanks to Wikipedia for all the info.
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T-Mac looks so sleepy…
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Damon certainly was a pothead but your details are wrong. He was not driving the hummer so had no DUI… he and ‘Sheed were in the back while a hired driver that had brought the hummer to Seattle was the one speeding. All charges were dropped.
The league/NBPA arbitrator would never have upheld the 250K fine, the penalty is in the CBA and the team is not allowed to double up on a league one, not be involved in the drug program.
And since Damon was never convicted in any arrest none of them counted toward a NBA “strike” in the anti-drug program nor rated a suspension. The Innocent until proven guilty thingy…
So to save face the team fine was rescinded but Damon instead donated it to help build a new Head Start School while Paul Allen matched his donation.
Damon also once took a mid season random timed drug test for a reporter… much to the dismay of the players union. He was clean.
He called his last arrest “a cry for help” and flew straight to texas to check into coach John Lucas’ rehab center.
Thanks Dekko, a good reminder that Wikipedia is wrong a lot.
Not going to both editing it, your update is good enough.
Wow, since this is an NBA list how did you narrow it down to just seven. An easier list would have been seven who haven’t gotten busted for weed.
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You forgot some people.
Carmelo Anthony? Yeah, it was his “friends” backpack. sure. Thats why Ludacris is his Brother in law.
JR Smith? Yup. He tokes with Melo
Allen Iverson. Wow. Yes SIR!!
Sheed. nuff said.
I know there are others, but these come to mind.
Yeah thanks for those. Like I said, there were many I forgot so I knew the faithful would step up and fill in the blanks.
How did I forget ol’ Sheed I will never know.
I believe his name is Sean Williams, not Shawn.
Thanks James, maybe the air was a little foggy when we typed it up.
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I personally saw Paul Pierce toking on a blunt at a club in Hollywood, I think all the signs are there, he’s from Inglewood, his team logo is a green leaf and he said he felt high as a kite after winning the nba championship…
as a celtics fan, back a few years ago watching ricky davis and paul pierce come on to the floor with glazed eyes i had to assume they were token up together in the locker room. especially after what superpersianman said i think thats solid evidence.
Doees kevin garnett? Hes an awesome player with extreme work ethics in the off seasn. But does he blaze?
He seems pretty alert and aware during games which is one of the main reason i think that he might not?
However, he acts insane.
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I know this post is ancient, but you left out major details plus there are some updates.
First, you have to mention that Damon got busted at Tucson airport metal detector for having weed in tin foil and once the cops broke down his apt. door for a false alarm that kept going off when he wasn’t there and found some MAJOR pounds. Nonetheless, Portland Baller legend.
How many times did Sheed get caught? Now retired, he is one of the biggest NBA stoners of all time.
Kareem has been blacklisted from NBA coaching for getting caught with a measly quarter at airport. Robert “Chief” Parrish got busted for having ounces sent to his house when he still played.
For my money Be-EZ (Michael Beasley) and Joakim Noah are the biggest NBA stoners. Deadspin.com posted security pics of Noah in a Chi-town head shop from last season. Be-EZ has been busted a few times and always looks baked. Both players are ballin’ out of their heads this year as well.
The cops made Udonis Haslem go to jail in FL this year and towed his car for a few grams even after passenger claimed it was his. He was only cleared when they couldn’t find any of his fingerprints on the sack. Nice way to treat a Florida sports legend. How many thosuands did that cost FL taxpayers?
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