Every week T-Roc will share his thoughts on what is going on in college football, make picks and fire back at your nasty comments. What to learn more about him, check out his first post.

So Cuzzy asks me to list the Top 10 college football cheerleader squads. As if I need another excuse to ogle USC’s Song Girls.

Then the fine folks at Deadspin started counting down their college football top 25. That’s cool. For Oregon, the site used an image of Ducks’ cheerleaders. Also cool. But it was the same picture that appeared in my own Top 25 preview the other week.

At that point, it hit me like a sober chick after last call: the hottest pics of the hottest cheerleaders are already saturating the interwebs. It’s time to broaden the horizons.

So I’ve restricted myself in this Top 10: I’ll only consider schools I didn’t include in my football Top 25. That means no USC and no Oregon. And neither Florida nor Texas, Clemson nor Arizona State. But fret not - America is nothing if not chock full of attractive 18-to-22-year old women willing to do the splits in front of the general public. See for yourself after the jump.

10. Maryland

See? That’s what I’m talking about! Maryland apparently does more than just football and crabcakes. Exhibitionism has its place at College Park, too.

9. Idaho

Idaho? Really? I-da-ho? Missy, keep that shit up and soon people be sayin’ you da ho (you saw that coming a mile away, didn’t you?).

8. Troy

No, numbnuts, I’m not voting for a guy named “Troy”… it’s a school. I don’t know this girl’s name. But I’d like to. Even if it IS Troy.

7. East Carolina

The Pirates are underrated on the field and on the sidelines too, it appears. I can only guess at the value of the booty this Pirate has buried somewhere.

6. Oklahoma State

No wonder Mike Gundy went nuts last year. Instead of “I’m a man! I’m forty!” though, I thought “Holy sweet fuck! Our cheerleaders can fly!” would’ve been more appropriate.

5. Mississippi State

See that smile on her face? She’s smiling ‘cause she knows exactly what you’re doing. Then again, I know what you’re doing, too. You’re so fucking predictable.

4. Temple

Yup, Temple. MAC contender and potential bowl team this year. Too bad this girl is leading cheers in front of a stadium filled to a quarter of capacity. Tough to please those Philly guys, I guess.

3. Central Florida

Q: If a cheerleader gives an upskirt opportunity in an empty stadium, did it really happen?

A: If a camera’s on hand to capture it for posterity, then yes… yes it did.

2. Washington

There’s just something I like about this one. Could be the fact the girls are smiling and running towards me… like I’m desirable or something.

1. UCLA

The Bruins might not reach a bowl game this year. If that’s the case, some people will blame UCLA’s lack of a healthy quarterback might hurts. I’ll blame it on the fact the entire team likely plays football with an erection.

Missed the cut

Florida State

Hot stuff, but she’s no doubt encouraging Tallahassee folk to drunkenly bellow that fucking war chant. I can’t support that shit.

Cincinnati

There are “O-faces” and then there are “ugh faces”. Maybe pretty girls, but how did the photographer catch so many making an ugly expression all at once?

Boston College

I’m so fucking sick of Bostonian teams. ‘Nuff said.

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