With all that has gone on over the last day or so it was shocking to us when we noticed the U.S. Open had started. Somewhere between the Olympics ending and Cuzoogle crashing, the men and women of the tennis world were already playing matches at Flushing Meadow. Hard to believe we missed a perfect chance to show off Ana Ivanovic or many of the other ladies of the game.

Since we are trying out best to get back on course and focus on the Toronto Raptors more and more, we decided to look into which Rap would do the best at the sport where love means nothing.

Chris Bosh

Pros: Tall, athletic and has a personality that the men’s game would love. I works hard and would look to improve every part of his game. Might not be the best but a hard worker that would always fight and compete.

Cons: The sport might be too much of a strain on his groin and knee especially on the clay courts.

Think Jim Courier back in the day but black and really crazy hair.

Hey CB4 already pitched for the Jays, why not tennis?

Jose Calderon

Pros: Spanish, fiery, hard working, never gives up and high energy. Hmmm sounds like someone.

Cons: He would always say things like “I would of won if we played Spanish rules and not ATP.”

Think Rafa Nadal without the one giant arm.

Jamario Moon

Pros: Again, a great personality to add to the sport. Freakish jumper and his slam at the net would become world famous. The likes of Federer and Nadal would fear getting Mooned.

Cons: Takes to many outside shots? Wait, what? Yeah you know I’m right.

Think Venus Williams if she were a dude.

Jason Kapono

Pros: He looks like a tennis player. That is it.

Cons: Would spend way too much time working on his drop shots to win the drop shots challenge at the All Star game.

Think Novak Djokovic only because they look a like.

Sam Mitchell

Pros: He will have plenty of time to practice once he gets canned. Ohhh sorry, too harsh? Yes it is August and we are already skeptical he is the right leader of the team.

Cons: Hard playing tennis in a designer suit.

Think Sam Mitchell, there is no comparison.

How about a choice shot of Ana Ivanovic instead.

Who do you think the best Raptor would be at tennis? How about in the entire NBA?

More Raptor stuff

This is from Where’s Ubaldo. A video of Chris Bosh and Dwight Howard having a meal in China. Sounds like Bosh is flirting with another woman?

What would Bosh’s main squeeze think?

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