As we mentioned already this week, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia returns on Thursday with all new episodes and we could not be more excited. After looking around and watching endless clips we realized we left out one of the best ever. Fans of the show will agree.

The Ballad of Night Man and Day Man

NIGHT MAN

Night man,
Sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
I love you, I love you , I love you , I love you, I love you.
Night Man
Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down down and I try to fight you
you come inside me and fill me up…

Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just two men sharing each other
It’s just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he’s so happy
The other’s screaming a passionate shout
It’s the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it’s right man
the feeling so wrong…
I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and I’ll become the Night….the passionate, passionate Night Man.

They took you Night Man
and you don’t belong to them
They left me in a world of darkness
without your sexy hands
and I miss you Night Man
so bad.

DAY MAN

Day Man
Fighter of the Night Man
Champion of the Sun
Master of Karate
and friendship for everyone.

Here are a bunch of fan tributes

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And here is the one and only real version

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