The weeks leading up to the NBA season are great. Everyone technically has a shot to win it all and every fan base has high hopes (even Clippers fans). The experts dish out their predictions and the bloggers add in their own two cents.

While most teams live up or live down to what is written about them, injuries and trades are variables that are hard to predict. So assuming nobody else gets hurt and no trades are made (humour us) here is how Cuzoogle sees the season going for NBA teams using a ranking system of ladies.

We attach a female photo to each team to illustrate how the season looks for that team. The hotter the better of course.

Atlanta Hawks - Up and coming, not there yet.

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Boston Celtics - The champs are still hot and they know it.

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Charlotte Bobcats - Pretty fitting.

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Chicago Bulls - All kinds of talent ready for big things.

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Cleveland Cavaliers - A lot of attention but won’t make it big.

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Dallas Mavericks - The window is closing.

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Denver Nuggets - Hot on offense, needs more help.

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Detroit Pistons - Still worth a long look.

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Golden State Warriors - A season affected byankles.

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Houston Rockets - Rockets are ready for a bust out season.

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Indiana Pacers - Always good for a joke.

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Los Angeles Clippers - This one could go either way.

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Los Angeles Lakers - No words needed, definite fave.

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Memphis Grizzlies - Sorry Griz fans.

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Miami Heat - The lineup needs more weight.

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Milwaukee Bucks - Under all the ugly there is a good team there we think.

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Minnesota Timberwolves - Heavy drinking this year in Minny.

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New Jersey Nets - Annoying and confused.

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New Orleans Hornets - Everyone is going to want to watch and stare.

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New York Knicks - Scary times ahead in New York.

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Oklahoma City Thunder - It won’t be pretty.

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Orlando Magic - The new Superman makes them as hot as the new Lois Lane.

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Philadelphia 76ers - Could be one of the “it” teams of the year.

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Phoenix Suns -  A little over-rated.

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Portland Trail Blazers - Can Portland handle all of the media attention?

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Sacramento Kings - Yep the 7000th Hang Time reference.

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San Antonio Spurs - Still hot but getting tired of them.

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Toronto Raptors - Should be an attractive season in Canada.

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Utah Jazz - It will be hard to not keep an eye on the Jazz.

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Washington Wizards - A lot of flash and no substance.

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We apologize if you don’t agree, it really was an excuse to show a list that included hotties.

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