Last week we posted a simple contest to win a Jose Calderon jersey. All you had to do was list a caption to a photo we posted. The submissions were great and a few were very funny. To take bias out of the mix, we turned to an impartial judge who does not know your names or your sites and the winner has been picked.

While trying to stay awake while watching the Golden Globes, the first lady of Cuzoogle scanned all of the enteries and there were a few that she laughed out loud at. That must of been the difference because she left me with a piece of paper with one winner and two that were close.

Here they are.

The winner

Shotgun Spratling

Chris: “Oh Jose! Just hold me.”
Jose: (thinking to himself) “If I don’t look at him and just think it’s Whoopi Goldberg, I can get through this.”
Jose: (whispers aloud) “Damn you free agency…”

The two that were close

James

“Oh Chris, take me now, right here on the hardwood.”
“No, wait my dear. I will give you a taste of the hardwood later.”

Jeff - buzzpirates.com

“Dude…I think those shrooms are kicking in.”

Thanks for all of the funny submissions and Shotgut, we will be firing over an email soon to get all your details to send you the prize.

Have a great Monday all and please don’t try to come back to early from a pulled hammy.

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