So the season is not making you want to jump for joy if you are a Raptors fan. We want to help ease the pain of the endless losing, the injuries and the constant letdown that you are feeling almost every game.
We want to give away some free stuff that will surely put a smile on your face and you don’t even need to be a Raptors fan (but it helps).
We want to give away some gear that the people at Adidas Canada were nice enough to donate to us.
How do you win? Well it is pretty easy and it will send you on your day with a smile hopefully.
We want you to caption this photo of Anthony Parker at a post game presser from last season’s playoffs.

Caption it with the question you want to ask him and the answer you imagine him giving. Don’t be shy, let it all out and think of it as a kind of therapy.
What do you win? Well there are three prizes:
1st prize - An Anthony Parker swingman road jersey (fresh in the package and size x-large)
2nd and 3rd prize - An official Raptors hat (Two styles to choose from and size L/XL) The ones you see the ball boys wearing at the game.
We will be the judge and jury on this one so be creative and make us laugh. This contest will run until Sunday, Feb. 15 and we will post the winners on the following Monday.
Sound good? Well get those submissions in before one of your friends submits your idea.
Go Raps
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To make it easier for you just copy and paste. Feel free the enter as much as possible and don’t forget to fill out the email so we can contact you if you win.
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QUESTION: Anthony, considering the most recent 7-game losing streak, your team being 15 games under .500 and 23 behind Boston, don’t you find your background a little ironic?
ANSWER: Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
(setting NBA Playoff’s 2009)
Question: Are you happy the Toronto Raptors traded you to give you an opportunity to play for a real NBA team?
Answer: Well when i left Israel i thought the raptors were a part of the NBA it took me 3 years to realize they are a sham and i was lucky they let me go before they disappeared into oblivion!
Good stuff so far, let’s get this jersey off the market before AP is traded. Then it will be a collector’s item.
Question: Anthony, with the raptors being eliminated by the magic. What does this mean for the raptors and yourself coming off of a 47 win season and loss to nets compared to this years playoff defeat.
Answer: I think it gave us confidence, I mean guys like Andrea, Jose surely would gain alot from this experience and we can all grow on this as a team for the year to come.
After the loss to Nets (2007).
Question: Anthony, with such a high expectation of this years playoffs, you guys were eliminated by Vince and the Nets. Having said that, what could of you done to maybe change this outcome?
Answer: *sniff sniff* uhmm *sniff sniff* I think if I my part, did what coach asked of me. You have to see it from our prespective guys… no one expected us to be here at all this year but here we are. Its a stepping stone for the Raptors and we will grow from this, we have a rookie on the rise (andrea), we will certainly grow from this and become a much better team for years to come.
last comment, the typo’s in the answers arent meant to be typo’s its a sweaty, disturbed, sad, sick anthony parker after being eliminated.. lol tried making it as real as possible
Anthony Parker sits down and before the media can say anything….
Ap: “I know we lost and all and I am heartbroken but GOD DAMN is Shelden “bobble head” Williams really dating Candace? I am heartbroken that we lost, but now I just want to kill myself.”
Anthony Parker sits down and before the media can say anything….
Ap: “I know we lost and all and I am heartbroken but GOD DAMN is Shelden “bobble head” Williams really married to and knocking up Candace? I am heartbroken that we lost, but now I just want to kill myself.”
sorry made a typo in the first post.
REPORTER: Anthony, how many jump shots is Jamario going to take this year?
AP: He says he’ll stop when he makes one.
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Question: Hey Anthony, would you rather keep playing both the Sg and back-up PG spot or have Will Solomon come off the bench for Jose?
Answer: Who the hell is Will Solomon?
QUESTION: Anthony, after the mid-season pick-up of your sister, Candace, rocketed your Raptors to the 8th seed in the playoffs, how does it feel to be the second-most talented “Parker” on the roster?
ANSWER: I’m just happy to be the second-most pregnant.
QUESTION: Anthony, is it really possible for the Raptors to make it through to the second round the next time they’re in the playoffs?
ANSWER: If Shelden Williams, in all his ugliness, is able to hook up with my sister…ANYTHING is possible!
Oh snap…I probably should have read the previous posts before dropping my entry.
QUESTION: AP, just a quick question that we know is on everyone’s mind…Swirsk or Devlin?
ANSWER: To be honest, Swirsk. Yes, he’s a homer, and a two-timing douchebag the minute he got out of here, but at least he showed us all some love, unlike Devlin…who only shows an unhealthy infatuation with “J-Killa”. *emotional pause* I miss my 18 Parkerville Court!!!!
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