No this is not some post that leads to a Brokeback Mountain joke.

A New York City teen waking up in his family’s ground-floor apartment in the Bronx came face-to-face with a 3-foot long boa constrictor.

The scared-shitless kid woke up around 10 a.m. Sunday to find the reptile in his home. He called authorities, who kept the snake inside a pillow case until animal control officials came to the scene.

What a relaxing way to start a Sunday.

We hate snakes at Cuzoogle so we can feel for the kid. Moving would be the only outcome of this whole story for us.

Enjoy the photo and go back to work.

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