Now that Chris Bosh has lost the Predator hair and hit South Beach, a million thoughts have popped into my head for what will happen next. Instead of listing all of them I am going to list 10 things that will happen now that Chris Bosh is playing for the Miami Heat.

1. Bosh will guest star on CSI Miami and fire off a classic Horatio one-liner. Something like he can handle the Heat. There really needs to be some online sports betting on this one.

2. When he comes to Toronto next, CB4 will get booed by all the stupid fans who just need someone to hate.

3. Bosh will be the new third wheel in all T Mobile ads with D-Wade and Barkley.

4. ESPN will treat Bosh like a superstar and that he is new to the NBA. I mean he has hardly been on US TV until this whole free agency thing kicked in.

5. Bosh will play through injuries and show a tough side. Hard not to when the D-Wade basically needs to be shot before he takes a night off.

6. LBJ, D-Wade and Bosh will all start their own reality shows where they cross-promote each other in all three.

7. ESPN NBA writers will all move to South Beach and tweet til the cows come home.

8. The Miami Heat will not win the NBA title. I don’t even think they will win their own division.

9. CB4 nickname will be retired and Bosh will now go by “The Situation Part II”.

10. Bosh will appear more than once on CSI Miami, then on Dexter and finally on Burn Notice.

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