We don’t really read the papers, we just read the headlines and fill in the blanks on our own. Here is what comes to mind with today’s NBA Headlines.

Carlos Boozer could play overseas - Why would they want him? Do they need a power forward who can’t shoot or bring it in the clutch?

Mike Woodson interested in Knicks assistant job; Patrick Ewing also interested in return - Hmmm Woodson must feel like he has as much chance at getting that job as Chris Bosh does becoming the Heat’s number one option.

NBA bringing All-Star festivities back to Houston - Ah well they got screwed on the Yao thing, let’s throw them a bone.

Casspi pulls muscle during practice, may miss Eurobasket - Is that like an Easter basket?

Player Matt Barnes punched calls him “immature” - This is what I would call “breaking news” for sure.

Marcin Gortat likely won’t play for Poland - Man there goes Poland’s chance at world dominance once again.

Former Facebook executive joins Warriors - Can’t think of a fitting “like” joke. Warriors in general remain the joke.

Wizards’ Kevin Seraphin makes French national team - Man the lockout really has the papers digging the bottom of the hoops barrel.

Until next time, that’s the no news.

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