Somewhere Chris Bosh weeps. He is not even the most popular former Toronto Raptor player. Well at least not among the people who he wants the love from - the morons of the world who love D-List celebs.

Today Kris Humphries finally gets the job done by marrying Kim Kardashian. The job being, legally joining a trainwreck that is the Kardashian family.

But for Kris this is a good thing because without her, he is a nobody. He was a nobody in Toronto and is a nobody in New Jersey with KK on his arm.

This wedding is going to be the biggest wedding ever. Well at least that is what we are being told, so it must be true.

Ah well I am falling into the black hole of stupid just by posting this. At least KK is a Google buffet and should get me some cheap hits.

Click here to see a KK photo gallery. Yippee!

I am sure Kim had him burn this shirt.

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